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Here are the first few paragraphs:
Just for fun, park your cars in the lot of the convenience store at least 2 blocks from your house. (Make believe the sidewalk is a floating dock between your car and the house.
Move yourself and
your family (if applicable) into 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. Measure the DECK
space INSIDE your boat. Make sure the occupied house has no more space, or
closet space, or drawer space.
Boats don't have room
for beds, as such. Fold your Sealy Posturepedic up against a wall, it won't fit
on a boat. Go to a hobby fabric store and buy a foam pad 5' 10" long and
4' wide AND NO MORE THAN 3" THICK. Cut it into a triangle so the little
end is only 12" wide. This simulates the foam pad in the V-berth up in the
pointy bow of the sailboat. Bring in the kitchen table from the kitchen you're
not allowed to use. Put the pad UNDER the table, on the floor, so you can
simulate the 3' of headroom over the pad.
(You'll want to read the whole thing!)
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